Charlatan

the magician fooler finds magicians to be fools
blindfolded consumers
believing rumors of the cool
to buy the elixirs and all kinds of jewels
for one-hit wonders and show fixers
as showman de-perform into mimics and tricksters
with every effect on the market a gimmick
he presents the hands, but never the watch
the hook not the fish, this shark never gets caught
for a second
watch the finger, not the moon type misdirection
if you want to get fooled
walk into his shop
and buy your props
to get props faster
instantly downloaded reactions
make you an overnight master
of this art/craft/passion
whatever he might call it
flourishing consumers
card-swiping shopaholics
falling for the fashion
of a hundred shoes
for two feet
one thousand different kicks
performed once is what one needs
to kill the crowd
so deceived
to the charlatan they bow
like the students in those schools
that give free black belts out
I'd take them all on myself
but instead I kick back
and watch this mind-boggling scene
of magicians foolers
whack
 
my one effect
will smoke and mirror
his entire attack
 
I'll French drop his act